spicybutthole:

Oh and my best friends met my dad today and they literally talked about wanting to fuck him for hours WHY

THE THINGS I WOULD DO TO HIM <3

So, I’ve decided to be Sylvia Plath and write my own autobiographical “fiction” novel. It will atone for the year and a half in which I was basically possessed, as well as glorify the rebirth of my much happier self. It will be a best seller and I will become the poster child for mentally abused and manipulated high school students. Then it will probably become a movie and I shall make millions while the antagonist of the novel/my actual life will have to change their name and move to another country in order to avoid the shame, guilt, and hatred from the entirety of North America.